Drunk jokes in Russian and English

Russian jokes about drunk people and drinking. Every joke comes with stress marks, translation in English and an audio recorded by a native Russian speaker.

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  • Very drunk young man is walking home

    Dec 4, 2018 | Joke #021

    Очень пьяный молодой человек пытается дойти до дома, делая один шаг вперёд, три назад, один вперёд, три назад…

    A very drunk young man is trying to reach home making one step forward, three back, one forward, three back...

  • Husband wakes up after heavy drinking

    Nov 26, 2018 | Joke #020

    Муж просыпается после жестокой пьянки, смотрит, белье постирано-поглажено, на стульчик повешено, на столе завтрак и бутылка пива…

    Husband wakes up after heavy drinking. Looks around: his cloth is washed, ironed, and hung on a chair, on the table there is a breakfast and a bottle of beer...

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