Funny Russian jokes about doctors

Funny Russian jokes and anecdotes about doctors and their patients. Every joke comes with stress marks, translation in English and an audio recorded by a native Russian speaker.

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  • Doctor visits the ward

    Apr 8, 2019 | Joke #039

    Доктор перед уходом домой в пятницу заскакивает в палату…

    Before going home on Friday, the doctor quickly visits the ward

  • Two news from the doctor

    Mar 4, 2019 | Joke #034

    Доктор – пациенту: Для вас две новости – хорошая и плохая…

    Doctor tells to a patient: I have two news for you - a good one and a bad one...

  • A patient came to the doctor

    Dec 31, 2018 | Joke #025

    Пришeл к врачу пациeнт и жалyeтся, что у нeго что-то болит мeжду лопаткaми. Доктop спрашивает…

    A patient comes to the doctor and complains that he has something hurting between his shoulder blades. The doctor asks...

  • Everybody ignores me!

    Aug 6, 2018 | Joke #001

    Приходит мужик к доктору. Доктор спрашивает: – На что жалуетесь? – Доктор, меня все игнорируют! …

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