Russian anecdotes about Vovochka

Russian anecdotes about a popular character Vovochka. Vovochka is a schoolboy that refers to life in a naive and at the same time cynical way. This allows him to find unnaturalness and irrationality in the behavior of adults and do not hesitate to point at them.

Every anecdote comes with stress marks, translation in English and an audio recorded by a native Russian speaker.

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  • By the end of the third lesson, Vovochka comes into the class

    Feb 26, 2019 | Joke #033

    К концу третьего урока в класс заходит Вовочка с забинтованной головой. Учитель: И что же с тобой на этот раз приключилось?

    By the end of the third lesson, Vovochka comes into the class with his head wrapped in a bandage. Teacher: And what happened to you this time?...

  • Mommy, today I did a good deed!

    Jan 14, 2019 | Joke #027

    — Мамочка, сегодня я сделал доброе дело. — Какое же, Вовочка?

    - Mommy, today I did a good deed!
    - What is it, Vovochka?

  • Father with son in the museum

    Jan 7, 2019 | Joke #026

    Отец с маленьким сыном стоят в музее перед статуей Венеры. Оте́ц…

    A father with his young son are in the museum in front of a statue of Venus. Father says...

  • Vovochka, you have a hundred rubles in your pocket…

    Dec 10, 2018 | Joke #022

    — Вовочка, у тебя в кармане сто рублей, ты попросил у отца еще сто, сколько у тебя будет денег?

    - Vovochka, you have a hundred rubles in your pocket, you asked your father another hundred, how much will you have?

  • Vovochka in a pharmacy

    Nov 12, 2018 | Joke #018

    Вовочка спрашивает в аптеке: У вас есть какое-нибудь обезболивающее средство?…

    Vovochka asks in the pharmacy: Do you have any painkillers?...

  • Vovochka congratulates his grandmother

    Nov 5, 2018 | Joke #017

    Вовочка поздравляет бабушку: — Бабушка, поздравляю тебя с восьмым марта! Задумался. Она ему помогает:

    Vovochka congratulates his grandmother: Grandma, I congratulate you on the eighth of March! Paused thinking. She helps him...

  • Which shirt did you iron for me?

    Oct 29, 2018 | Joke #016

    Вовочка кричит из ванной: — Мама, ты мне какую рубашку погладила? С короткими рукавами или с длинными?…

    Vovochka screams from the bathroom: Mom, which shirt did you iron for me? With short or long sleeves? ...

  • Where is logic? Where is common sense?

    Aug 20, 2018 | Joke #003

    Идет Вовочка во время урока по школьному коридору и бормочет: – Hу, где логика? Где смысл? Навстречу ему идёт директор школы, видит Вовочку.

    During the lesson, Vovochka is walking along the school corridor and mutters:
    - Where is logic? Where is common sense?
    The director of the school is walking towards him and sees him.

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