Russian jokes in English: Husband and wife

Russian jokes in English. Funny jokes about husband and wife.

Every joke is first written in Russian with stress marks, then translated in English and accompanied by an audio recorded by a native Russian speaker.

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  • A woman calls a fitter from a housing office

    Jan 21, 2019 | Joke #028

    Вызывает женщина на дом слесаря из ЖЭКа и жалуется: – У меня что-то со шкафом случилось – как по улице трамвай проедет, дверцы с петель слетают. Что делать?

    A woman calls a fitter from a housing office and complains:
    - Something happened to my wardrobe - every time a tramway passes by, the doors fly off the hinges. What to do?

  • Husband wakes up after heavy drinking

    Nov 26, 2018 | Joke #020

    Муж просыпается после жестокой пьянки, смотрит, белье постирано-поглажено, на стульчик повешено, на столе завтрак и бутылка пива…

    Husband wakes up after heavy drinking. Looks around: his cloth is washed, ironed, and hung on a chair, on the table there is a breakfast and a bottle of beer...

  • Husband and wife are fighting

    Nov 19, 2018 | Joke #019

    Ссорятся муж с женой. Жена: – Я кручусь как идиотка в колесе! – Не идиотка, а белка!…

    Husband and wife are fighting. Wife:
    - I run round like an idiot in a wheel!
    - Not an idiot, a squirrel!

  • A fight with the husband

    Sep 3, 2018 | Joke #007

    Вчера с мужем ссорились. Я сказала, чтобы забирал свое самое дорогое и валил.

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