Russian joke of the week

A fight with the husband

Вчера́ с му́жем ссо́рились. Я сказа́ла, что́бы забира́л своё са́мое дорого́е и вали́л. Он доста́л чемода́н и стал в него́ запи́хивать меня́. Ну, как тут не помири́ться?! 🙂

Translation

Yesterday I was having a fight with my husband. I told him to pack his most valuable stuff and get out. He took out his suitcase and began to shove me into it. How not to make up after that?! :)