Russian joke of the week

A patient came to the doctor

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Пришёл к врачу́ пациéнт и жа́лyeтся, что у нeго́ что́-то боли́т мéжду лопа́ткaми. До́ктop спра́шивает:
– Кýрите?
– Нет.
– Пьёте?
– То́же нeт.
– А же́нщинами ба́лyетесь?
– Нeт.
– Так э́то жe у вас кpы́лышки на́чaли расти́!

Translation

A patient comes to the doctor and complains that he has something hurting between his shoulder blades. The doctor asks:
- Do you smoke?
- No.
- Do you drink?
- No.
- Do you fool around with women?
- No.
- So these are your wings began to grow!
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