Russian joke of the week

By the end of the third lesson, Vovochka comes into the class

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К концу́ тре́тьего уро́ка в класс захо́дит Вовочка с забинто́ванной голово́й. Учи́тель:
– И что же с тобо́й на э́тот раз приключи́лось?
– Упа́л со второ́го этажа́.
– И что, лете́л це́лых три уро́ка?

Translation

By the end of the third lesson, Vovochka comes into the class with his head wrapped in a bandage. Teacher:
- And what happened to you this time?
- I fell from the second floor.
- And what, you've been flying for the whole three lessons?

Footnote

Please keep in mind that the joke implies that Vovochka did not really fall from the second floor but used that lie as an excuse for being late.
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