Russian joke of the week
Hello, police?
– Алло́, поли́ция? Меня́ укра́ли инопланетя́не!
– Вы пья́ный?
– Да, так совпа́ло.
In English
- Hello, police? I was abducted by aliens!- Are you drunk?
- Yes, somehow it coincided.
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