Russian joke of the week

Two lawyers went out for lunch

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Вы́скочили два юри́ста в обе́денный переры́в перекуси́ть. Заска́кивают в ближа́йший рестора́нчик, зака́зывают себе́ по ча́шке ко́фе и выта́скивают свои́ бутербро́ды. Тут к ним подлета́ет официа́нт, у нас нельзя́, мол, есть свою́ еду́. Юри́сты посмотре́ли на него́, друг на дру́га и обменя́лись свои́ми бутербро́дами.

Translation

Two lawyers went out for lunch at lunchtime. They enter the nearest restaurant, order a cup of coffee each and pull out their own sandwiches. The waiter immediately runs up to them saying that having your own food is not allowed. The lawyers looked at him, then at each other, and then exchanged their sandwiches.
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