Russian joke of the week

Where is logic? Where is common sense?


Идёт Во́вочка во вре́мя уро́ка по шко́льному коридо́ру и бормо́чет:
– Hу, где ло́гика? Где смысл?
Навстре́чу ему́ идёт дире́ктор шко́лы, ви́дит Во́вочку.
– Во́вочка, – говори́т дире́ктор, – ты почему́ не на уро́ке?
– Да, понима́ете, я пёрнул в кла́ссе, так они́ меня́ вы́гнали, а са́ми там оста́лись. Ну где ло́гика?


During the lesson, Vovochka is walking along the school corridor and mutters:
- Where is logic? Where is common sense?
The director of the school is walking towards him and sees him.
- Vovochka, - says the director, - why are you not in the class?
- Well, I farted in the classroom, so they kicked me out of the class but stayed inside themselves. So where is logic?

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