Military jokes in Russian and English

Russian military jokes with translation in English. Every joke comes with stress marks and an audio recorded by a native Russian speaker.

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  • During military maneuvers…

    Dec 24, 2018 | Joke #024

    Во время военых манeвров объявлено, что моcт условно “взорван”. Поставлeнный у моста часовой не пропускаeт по этой причинe через него пожилую женщину.

    During military maneuvers it was announced that the bridge was conditionally “blown up”. For this reason, a sentry at the bridge does not allow an elderly woman to pass through it...

  • In a kindergarten children began to use foul language

    Dec 17, 2018 | Joke #023

    В детском саду – ЧП, дети cтали нецензурно выражатьcя. Заведующая пошла жаловатьcя в воинскую часть, откуда приcылали двух солдат чинить электричеcтво.

    In the kindergarten there is a state of emergency: children began to use foul language. The manageress went to complain to the military unit two soldiers from which have recently been sent to the kindergarten to repair electricity...

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