Russian joke of the week

A man went fishing with his dog

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Пошёл мужи́к с соба́кой на рыба́лку. Сде́лал про́рубь. Ло́вит. Вдруг из лу́нки выны́ривает коро́ва:
– Мужи́к, дай закури́ть.
Мужи́к даёт. Коро́ва:
– Ну ла́дно, пока́, – и ныря́ет обра́тно. Изумлённый мужи́к, откры́в рот, смо́трит на соба́ку. Соба́ка:
– А я что? Я сама́ обалде́ла!

Translation

A man with his dog went fishing. He made a hole in the ice, sat down and is fishing. Suddenly a cow emerges from the hole:
- Dude, do you have a cigarette?
The man gives her a cigarette. The cow:
- Well, okay, bye, - and dives back. The amazed man with his mouth open looks at his dog. The dog:
- What? Why are you looking at me? I'm shocked myself!
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